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05 december My Christmas VoiceMail Message Hi; this is Maggie. And I want a Bently, a 3 karat Harry Winston diamond ring, a Mediterrainean Cruise, a chocolate fountain...which means I'll need a personal trainer then, and a beach house in the Bahamahs! But you're just going to give me a message and expect a call back right?! Fine, since it is the Christmas season and all, I guess I'll be the nice one and let you get away with it...for now.16 november Newest Voicemail MessageI was reminded by one of my friends that my voicemail message has been the same for like 3 weeks. Since apparently I must keep countless friends entertained, I've been hinted to change it. So I've got my new one:
 Hi, I'm not sane right now, but if you leave your name, number and shoe size at the sound of the tone, I'll get back to you when and if I return to my senses. Bye! If you look back to my first entry on What's On My Voicemail, I have a message there that is one of my favorites I had over the summer. During that time I was house-sitting for some people. They had a brand new house that was very very nice and a hot tub! I had my friends Chrissy and John come over to get in the tub of hotness (as Mark called it) but when we went to get in the water was like 70 degrees!  Somehow it got turned on sleep mode and since it takes forever to warm back up we decided to fill the jacuzzi tub with water, put our feet in, and turn the jets on for a mini tub of hotness! This was fun! Chrissy was the first to get out so it was just John and me. He started to splash and tickle me (I HATE being tickled! ) so I splashed him big then ran out of the bathroom. Wet feet and linoleum floors do no mix! I slipped, fell, stubbed my pinky toe into the door frame, and put my knee through the front panel of the bedroom door! It's a brand new house, I'm supposed to take care of it, and I break their door!!! My poor pinky toe swelled up a bit and Chrissy said that between my pinky and my big toe, I looked like I had bookends on my feet! Anyway (this does tie into my voicemail!) I called everywhere looking for a replacement door, but nobody had this particular style. I called Home Depot and they had to check and call me back. I was outside for a while and when I came back in, I saw that I had missed a call and had a new message. It was Home Depot, and I forgot to warn them of my strange voicemail!  The guy was cracking up on the message and luckily I found out he was a comedian so he appreciated it and even had other co-workers listen to it apparently! I never got a replacement door and the owners of the house didn't care and patched the hole themselves. But I now have a mini 'voicemail fan club' at Home Depot! (ok, not really, but I can dream can't I?)  03 november My Voice MailI am known for having very strange voice mail messages. I've made some up myself, other times, like when I'm really lazy; I just look them up online. Some people have called just to hear my voice mail message and get upset when I answer! So I thought I would update everyone on what my current messages are starting with what is on it now:
Thanks for calling Dial-A-Shrink. I can't come to the phone right now so after the tone, please leave your name and number, then talk briefly about your childhood. And then tell me what comes to mind when you hear the following words: orange, mother, vacation, scaphoid. I'll get back to you with my diagnosis as soon as possible. Goodbye.This was one of my favorites that I had over the summer:
Sorry... I'm far too depressed to come to the phone. If you can be bothered, leave a message after the sound of the gunshot, and maybe I'll call you I guess... (BANG!) |
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