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11 september Remember September 11thIt's been 5 years since that dreaded day in American history. Mark has made a fabulous tribute video in honor of those who served and those who died. Click on the link below and go watch it for yourself. I get goosebumps everytime.
20 april My Psycho Dream last night....Strait from Mark's Head:
Yeah so this is a dream I had last night, I am not making this up, I actually had this dream!
 I guess awhile back I had downloaded movies from the internet (which is illegal), and I had forgotten about it. Well, the government had decided to really push the new law, and so when my friends and family heard about this new law they thought I should run away. So I got a bunch of money
 and packed up and left home for somewhere else (becaue being caught was a REALLY bad thing in my dream). So I had to go under a new identity.Well as I was driving away, there were these two barriers and if someone had downloaded a movie illegally they would be caught! So I drove through them and blanked out. I woke up in jail, and a TV was in front of me with President Bush saying, "Hello Mark ______, You are now being sentenced to death by execution." I of course freaked out and called my parents and Maggie (who was very upset, I wonder why?). So I was going to be killed because I downloaded a movie or part of one. Later, it turned out a lot of other people were sentenced, and long story short, they decided to drop the charges (since there were many other people who had done the same thing). For some reason I had helped this happen, so I was a semi hero. So one of the rich rich parents of a kid came up to me and said, "I know you don't know what you want to do for a job someday, but in my truck you'll find what you need). So im thinking it's a movie camera, but no. It's 2 golf clubs and 5 chinese chop sticks!!!!! Part 2 to my crazy dream next week! (even more psycho). 12 april DisneyLand Adventure Intro!Here it is!
 The fabled DisneyLand Adventure Intro I worked on for hours upon days upon months to get it right! I finally got it uploaded to a web site, and you can watch it! It is around 3 minutes or so long, but PLEASE check it out. Be patient, it WILL take awhile to load, but it will be worth it. Let me know what you think! ---Mark 06 april On Morphine so bare with.....meSo yeah im still kinda drugged up on morphine so youll have to bear with me im also on something called percacet....ALl spelling is nto because of stupidity, but because im drugged up.
So first off all i had to strip naked into those hopsital gowns with my parnents watching me, but they finally turned around and i told them too.
Then i woke up from the anathesa crying and thrashing around (although i dont know why).
Every couple of hours i had to pee in a plastic jar. The first time was weird cuz Maggie called in a GIRL NURSE to help me! She saw my winkie....I couldn't go with her in the room so i asked her to leave and i finally went, before almost passing out from standing (i couldn't pee sitting).
I had a really hot nurse, and she touched me, but i dont remember much more than she was really really hot.
i can't eat, and im really hungry. My surgery was scehdualed at 3:00 pm. so they said i cuoldn't eat anything after 10:00 am the day before. I was so freakin hungry and i never got to eat until around 36 hours afteer my last meeal. So yeah ill go into more detail later byt now im just gonna go sleep or something or eat................ 04 april Update, News, Info (Mark)Hey this is Mark. This isn't a funny thing for once, so you won't laugh. I'm going in for surgery tomorrow (today since it's 12 pm) for something I don't wanna discuss here. I started my college classes last week, and I already had to work my freakin' butt off to get it all done by Monday, because all due dates are Wednesday, but I won't be back until later. So I have everything done for this week, BUT next week I have a TON of stuff. And since I will have just gotten back from the hospital, I wont be in ANY mood to get anything done.
So hence the message (besides informing you), I need you guys to hope (or pray) that the surgery is 100% succesful, and that I will be able to get my college homework done even though I'll be feeling crappy. If you guys could help me with this, I would appreciate it soooooooo much. Well I gtg sleep, wish me luck!
Mark (dreading tomorrow) (today).
 Update from Maggie:Mark's surgery went well. There were some unexpected positives that the doctor found during surgery but we won't know how much the surgery will have accomplished until a few weeks. He was in some pain despite the morphine they gave him but he's taking it well. I spend the night at his house Monday night and he rode over with me Tuesday morning. Luckily his mom drove in front so I didn't get lost! At midnight Monday night he wasn't allowed to eat anything and since the surgery wasn't until 3:00 Tuesday afternoon, he was very hungry. I felt so bad that I didn't eat until after he went in for surgery cuz I couldn't eat in front of him...it seemed too mean! He's supposed to be coming home today and I'm going to help him with homework as much as I can. I am extremely tired though because it is a 3 hour drive from the hospital and I left last night at 9:30 so I rolled into my driveway at 12:30 and managed to flop into bed at 12:45. Work is going to very hard to concentrate on cuz I'm just anxious for him to get home and I can see him again. It's very hard to see your best friend pretty much out of it lying in a hospital bed. I was going to see if I could spend the night last night and leave at 6 this morning to make it to work by 9 but only family was allowed to stay. Mark wasn't too happy about that but his mom was staying with him and when I left at 9:30 he was very tired and was ok with me leaving. Keep praying that the surgery was 100% successful so that he doesn't have to go for another one and that he is able to get all of his homework done! I haven't stopped praying since yesterday and I know that's what kept me awake on the road last night.
~Maggie *Queen of the Cell* 23 maart Me and My Fame....
Ok, I'm not famous....yet! But here is a list of famous people I’ve seen or been around or related to (yes, I will get to that at the end). 1: HILARY DUFF!!! I’ve seen her 2 times total. I’ve seen her at her concerts. The first time, I was SO FREAKIN’ CLOSE to her! Think of like the stage about 15 or 20 feet away, and that’s where I was! I made her smile (maybe because I was like the only 16 year old guy in the whole freakin’ stadium). Or maybe it was bec ause my charm and pure hotness got the best of her. She waved to me. 2: Haylie Duff. As you can guess, this is Hilary Duff’s sister. She waved to me as well! (She’s not nearly as freakin’ hot as her sister, Hilary). 3: Ellen De-Genderless....I mean Ellen DeGeneres. This was at I think Warner Brother’s Studio in California. I saw her from a distance where she was filming Ellen, the TV show. 4: Teddy Geiger. This is a sad story. He opened for Hilary Duff when I saw her live last year. After the show he hung around and talked to people and signed autographs stuff. At the time he was pretty much a nobody, which is why he just stood around with nothin’ to do but sign shirts and stuff. NOW he’s becoming more and more famous, and has his own CD and been on TV and stuff. I could have gotten an autograph or something, but I didn’t think he would ever amount to any fame....I was wrong..... 5: Roy Rogers. Nothing much to say, he’s dead.....Went to his museum and saw him, he’s dead now. 6: Weird Al' Yankovic: I saw him in concert, he was so freakin hilarious. I would love to meet him someday, or go to another one of his concerts. 7: Last but not least, the fame I'm related to! I am related to the MAIN guitarist from the band....VENDETTA RED!!!! They have a couple CD’s out I think, and a good song of theirs is, silhouette serenade, you should download it. He’s been on MTV and stuff too. He is my cousin's brother (Married in). So like, I'm famous! I saw him at my cousins wedding, he played a song.
14 maart I've been diagnosed with a disease....Compulsive DVD DisorderHey this is MARK. I've officially been diagnosed with Compulsive DVD Disorder. For months, perhaps years, I have wondered if I was a victim to this sick and cruel disease...but I know now. I was diagnosed last week, after a horrible incident. I just thought that for all the millions of people out there who wonder whether or not they have this disease, a list of signs that you have.....Compulsive DVD disorder! But please, see your doctor for sure....
1: Your DVD collection has to be perfect. You have your own unique order (either by color, name, rating etc.). You also can't stand to have people mess with your order, or change it any way. If so, you must quickly take action.
2: Your have to keep your DVD cases in perfect condition. I stress this, because people become confused when describing perfect. I mean (aside from used ones that were already non-perfect, sad) they are spotless. If you happen to scratch, tear or crumple any of your DVD's, you feel like a monster.
3: Your DVD discs are in also perfect condition.
Now come the serious signs:
4: When buying a used DVD, you find yourself spending minutes deciding which to get. Not the movie itself, but which case. You spend forever choosing the best case of the bunch.
5: When buying a NEW DVD, you spend countless minutes choosing which box is in the best condition also. You compare two or more cases.
6: You are willing to spend over 10 bucks, just so you can have the DVD case. And if you ever loan a DVD to anyone, you find a different case (you keep several just in case) and put the disc in that one.
7: It angers you, when people open DVD cases too far, to the point where they are bending it farther than a 90* angle.
8: You cannot stop buying DVD's. Even if you see a movie you KNOW you won't watch often, you still buy it (especially if its a good deal). Your DVD collection exceeds 75 movies.
9: You find yourself worrying about your movies. You have nightmares about them being scratched or worse. You wake up in the middle of the night to check up on your movies....just in case.
10: Every night before you go to bed, you sing your movies to sleep. You sometimes also clean EVERY SINGLE DVD disc in the collection. You kiss them all goodnight, and pray to God they are kept safe. During school you think about them, and when you get home, you hug each one.
Luckily, I haven't reached the last 2 signs, 9 and 10...Someday maybe. But if you have any one of these symptoms, don't be afraid to admit you have a problem. We're all in this together.
07 maart This weeks news update....Here are some HILARIOUS news updates from SNL....I will number them so you can tell me your favorites. Mine is probably numbers 2 or 9. I also love 7...Heck, they're all funny! Mark (King of the Underworld)
(1): Scientists say that a detection of particles of the West Nile virus in the breast milk of a Michigan woman earlier this month is not cause for alarm. But just to be on the safe side they’re warning Michigan residents, not to suck the women’s nipples. (2): New Scientists magazine reported on Wednesday that in the future, cars could be powered by hazelnuts. Wow, that's encouraging, considering an 8 ounce jar of hazelnuts costs about 9 dollars. Yeah, I got an idea for a car that runs on bald eagle heads and faberge eggs. (3): According to recent survey, night is the most dangerous time for law enforcement officers, second most dangerous....day (4): Loo Loo, a pet Kangaroo that helped save the life of an Australian farmer last year will be honored with the RSPCA’s National Honor Valor award. Or as Loo Loo the pet Kangaroo will think of it, Not Food! (5): Two high schools in Portland Oregon have banned pacifiers over concerns about the drug Ecstasy. Although perhaps a better measure, would be to ban Ecstasy. (6): Actress Demi Moore turned 40 on Tuesday, but she feels like a 24 year old inside. (7): A man in Sweden is suing the government after a golden eagle swooped down, snatched his Dachshund and then flew away. Once out of the earshot of the dog's owner, witnesses admitted it was the coolest thing they’ve ever seen. (8): With the help of two friends a 30,000 dollars, a Vietnamese farmer fulfilled a lifelong dream he had of making his own helicopter from scratch. He then immediately fulfilled his other dream of dying in a fiery helicopter crash. (9): Rob Milner announced that next march, he plans to sky-dive from 25 miles above the earth, reaching speeds of over 1,000 miles an hour, and breaking the sound barrier........And in future news.... Rob Milner is DEAD!
22 februari Things that irk me....The following is the opinion of Mark. It does not reflect the feelings of all involved with Padded Cell Confessions (Maggie) because she likes multiples of threes!
I was really bored, so here are a couple things that really irk me...get on my nerves, annoy, you know things like that.
 People who chew their gum with their mouths open: Man I just wanna pull out a gun and shoot their bloody face off! I can't STAND people who sit their like that, and you can hear every chew they make. It's freakin' disgusting!
 People who go see R movies, and then complain about how "bad" it was. This is really up there on my top annoy list. I hate when people go and see R movies and don't look at the freakin' rating (that's what it's THERE for) and then come back saying, "That movie was so trashy; I wish I hadn't seen it". HELLO? If you had just taken 2 minutes
 from pooping to read the rating, you wouldn't have that problem! Especially when they take their kids and complain.The number 3, 6, 9 and any variation (36, 39 etc.): CMON? Who doesn't hate those numbers?
 I can't stand even using them (Maggie knows). Those numbers should be erased from education. Ill use them, but only if I have to, or don't think about it.On movies when the person meets the other person and they have sex like 1 day later:
  C'mon, you don't even freakin' know that person! She/he could have herpes for all you know! I saw a movie where they met, and literally not kidding, 5 minutes later they had sex! People who judge movies and books without even seeing them or reading them: HARRY POTTER!
 That is the best example. SOOOO many Christians are like, "Harry Potter is evil and bad, and shouldn't be watched or read." and then you ask, "Have you even seen them or read them?" and they say, "No....but I KNOW someone who has." READ THE FREAKIN' BOOK BEFORE JUDGING IT! That means you!Over-protected Christian children: Man those people annoy me. It makes us Christians look like nerds and poopy brains!
 I heard some people my dad knew, and their kids weren't allowed to watch anything PG and up! SOME OF THE KIDS WERE OVER 15!!!! Couldn't watch The Incredibles, but watched Willie Wonka. The archive pick this week:09 februari SO PI$$ED OFF!Mark's Rantings:
Ok, here's the thing. In my algebra 2 class, for weekend homework assignments we usually get a problem set. A problem set consists of 30 problems. And we usually get about 4 practices (which is basically a problem, but based on what we just learned). SO all in all for weekend homework, it adds up to about 34 problems. We are allowed to look at the answers for odd problems (1, 3, 5 etc.). Now every once in a while, we get take-home tests. Those are only 20 problems, but we can't look at any of the answers (of course) and they are harder problems and they count as 50% of our grade. Now it would seem that a take-home test is easier, cuz it's like 10 less problems right? (we still get practices). Well it isn't! Because we can't look at any of the answers, so we don't know whether we're right. And its 50% more than our homework (grading wise). But because the stupid kids in my class don't care about their grades, I have to suffer!
The kids in my class don't care about their grade. I'm the ONLY one who hasn't forgotten my homework, left it at home, or forgotten to do it. I always do my homework, but they don't care about their grade so they just kinda do whatever. The teacher will give a take-home test instead of a problem set for the weekend if the class wants it. Because they want everything "easier" they want the shorter test, and I have to do the tests too. Of course for them it's faster, because they just do the problems, and stop. They don't look back and recheck to make sure they did it right, because they don't care if they get it wrong, they just wanna get done. Well I have to spend like a long time checking and rechecking that I did it right, cuz I CARE ABOUT MY GRADE! So because my class are morons,
we have to do tests about every other week, which hurts my grade (because I DO get them wrong when I can't check on them). IM SO MAD! I HATE TO SUFFER BECAUSE THEY ARE TOO LAZY TO DO 10 MORE PROBLEMS! So my grade is going down because I don't get to check answers.Maggie's archive pick this week is:30 januari Ok FINE Maggie, I'll tell it...Maggie has been after me to tell some of my more, erm, stupid moments. So here,
 with all the embarrassment, they are:#1: When I was in Washington D.C for a vacation, we were at a subway (imagine that!). We were getting out of the subway, and hurrying to get somewhere. So of course, I wasn't really paying attention to where I was going. But all of the sudden I hear my mom yell at me.
Mom: "Mark, look out!"
Bam!
I run into some older lady. Now, it really wasn't THAT much my fault, I wasn't really running or anything, just walking fast. So really it was both our faults, me not seeing her and her not seeing me. So after I "bump" into this lady, my mom and family catches up with me.Mom: "Mark, will you watch where you're going?
Me: "Well SHE should have been watching where SHE was going!"
Mom: "Mark, she is blind!"
 Sure enough, I turn around to see an older lady, with the thick black glasses, and a walking stick, held on to by a 'special helper'. So Maggie LOVES to bring up, that I ran into a blind lady, and almost killed her...Maggie makes up that part!
#2: When I was younger, I was in Disney Land, the happiest place on earth!
 Me and my family were heading toward the monorail (the big car thingy on tracks that take you places). We weren't in a HUGE hurry, so I was taking my time having fun. Disney Land has these railings that last for like 400 miles. So I was pretending I was a rocket ship, going along the railing. fun fun fun. Then suddenly...BAM....I run into a steel pole. Not one of my brighter moments. #3: A long time ago, my parents p*ssed me off something horrible. My whole day was just one rotten thing after another, and to top it off, my parents made me sooo freakin' mad.
So they dropped me off home, and I went into my room. Now I grew/grow up in a Christian home, swearing is the like evil sin. If I ever were to swear in front of my parents, I wouldn't be here today. Now I don't swear when I'm around people (usually) but when I'm alone, sometimes I do. So I was in my room, crying and swearing to myself loudly. Calling my parents all kinds of names, saying all these swear words. Then I walk outta my room, 234 swear words later, and my sister is home! She had been listening the whole time...I tired to pay her off, but she wouldn't accept...don't know if I ever got told on....my sister is like the "anti-swearing police", so I was in deep sh*t, pardon my French.#4: (last one). When I was younger, I had a friend (yes, I have friends). He and I had a GREAT idea. We loved basketball, and we wanted to be a superstar someday. And of course we loved slam dunks, but we were too short to reach the hoop. Problem?
No; we smartly took about 4 different sized buckets, and led them up to the hoop...told ya it was smart. It worked fine, but one day, when my friend wasn't there, I decided to have some fun. Of course, I didn't notice it had rained earlier, and so yeah...I ended up dislocating my elbow, no need to tell you how....missed the hoop though.The archive pic this week is:26 januari Marks DVD movie listHere is my complete DVD movie list. These are in alphabetical order:
50 First Dates. PG-13 A Beautiful Mind. PG-13 A Cinderella Story. PG Abra-CATASTROPHE! The movie. N/R Air Force One. R Agent Cody Banks. PG Animatrix, The. N/R Back to the Future Trilogy, parts I, II, III. PG Batman Begins. PG-13 Bat Thumb. N/R Bedazzled. PG-13 Big Daddy. PG-13 Big Fat Liar. PG Blair Thumb, The. N/R Bruce Almighty. PG-13 Cat in the Hat, The. PG Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. PG Cheaper by the Dozen. PG Day After Tomorrow, The. PG-13 Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star. PG-13 Dumb and Dumber. PG-13 Dumb and Dumber. Unrated Version. Edward Scissorhands. PG-13 Emperor's New Groove, The. G Finding Nemo. G Finding Neverland. PG Frankenthumb. Not Rated Galaxy Quest. PG Ghostbusters. PG Godthumb, The. Not Rated Godzilla. PG-13 Goonies, The. PG Grinch That Stole Christmas, The. PG Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone. PG Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. PG Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. PG Haunted Mansion, The. PG Hobbit, The. N/R Holes. PG Home Improvement: Season Two. N/R Hulk, The. PG-13 Incredibles, The. PG Indiana Jones and The Raiders of the Lost Ark. PG Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doom. PG Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade. PG Independence Day. PG-13 I, Robot. PG-13 Jaws. PG Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius. G Jonah, A Veggietales Movie. G Jurassic Park I. PG-13 Jurassic Park II. PG-13 Jurassic Park III. PG-13 Larry Boy: The Angry Eyebrows. Not Rated Larry Boy: Leggo My Ego. Not Rated Larry Boy: The Yodelnapper. Not Rated Last Samurai, The. R Left Behind. PG-13 Left Behind II. PG-13 Lizzie Mcguire Movie, The. PG Lord of the Rings. PG {Cartoon version} Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring. PG-13 Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers. PG-13 Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King. PG-13 Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring E.E. PG-13 Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers E.E. PG-13 Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King E.E. PG-13 Master of Disguise, The. PG Lost: Season One. N/R Madagascar. PG Matrix, The. R Matrix Reloaded, The. R Matrix Revolutions. PG-13 Mean Creek. R Meet the Parents. PG-13 Monsters, Inc. G Monty Python and the Holy Grail. PG Moulin Rouge. PG-13 Mr. Deeds. PG-13 Mummy, The. PG-13 Mummy Returns, The. PG-13 Mystery Men. PG-13 Napoleon Dynamite. PG National Treasure. PG Nightmare Before Christmas, the. PG Raise Your Voice. PG Red Eye. PG-13 Robots. PG Passion of the Christ, the. R Perfect Man, The. PG Phantom of the Opera, The. PG-13 Prince of Egypt, The. PG Pirates of the Caribbean. PG-13 Rat Race. PG-13 Santa Clause 2. PG Saw-Uncut. R Secret Window. PG-13 Series of Unfortunate Events. PG Scary Movie 3. PG-13 Scorpion King, the. PG-13 Shrek. PG Shrek 2. PG Signs. PG-13 Spider-man. PG-13 Spider-Man 2. PG-13 SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, The. PG Spy Kids. PG Spy Kids 2:Island of Lost Dreams, The. PG Spy Kids 3D: Game Over. PG Star Wars I: The Phantom Menace. PG Star Wars II: Attack of the Clones. PG Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith. PG-13 Star Wars IV: A New Hope. PG Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back. PG Star Wars VI: Return of the Jedi. PG Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines. R Thumb Wars: The Phantom Cuticle. Not Rated Thumbtanic. Not Rated Titan A.E PG Tommy Boy. PG-13 Twilight Zone Collection One. N/R Twilight Zone Collection Two. N/R "UHF" PG-13 Unbreakable. PG-13 Village, The. PG-13 War of the Worlds. PG-13 X-men. PG-13 X2. X-men United. PG-13 Young Frankenstein. PG Zoolander. PG-13 Coming Soon: Corpse Bride, Saw II...
23 januari Things about me, Mark (King of the Underworld).Hey, this is Mark and I thought I should make a post about me, so I am no longer a mystery man!
Here are some things you should know.....and some things you shouldn't. BTW i will keep on adding things about me at the end of the list, so check back to see more!*I LOVE movies and all kinds. I plan to become a Film Maker when I get done with college and everything.
 *I play the guitar, piano and the drums.
*I love music,
 I LOVE Green Day! I also like musical soundtracks to movies.....Like Star Wars, or Narnia, or something non-vocal (I listen to that usually during my homework, other than that I like lyrical music!)*I am probably thee most oblivious person you will EVER meet. I often find myself daydreaming while driving....not good!
*I love the Harry Potter movies and books, and I love The Lord of the Rings movies and books (The Lord of the Rings movies are my 100% favorite movies!) I also watch movies most people would find disturbing *cough*Saw*cough*Sin City*cough.
*I luv shopping at Hot Topic (Gothic store, though I'm not gothic).
*I am known for my many many shirts, most of which are funny or really disturbing.......
*I own over 130 DVD's, and some I buy I haven't even watched yet! If you wanna see the list, just let me know and I'll post it.
*I currently spent many an hour on editing a Disneyland movie. Over the course of 2 trips I video taped most of the rides (the other ones I couldn't sneak my camera, cuz they would catch me!) I basically have every ride on tape! I love Disneyland and have been there over 10 times ( I don't live anywhere NEAR California). if you want a copy of it, just email be, and send me like 900 bucks!
*I am Maggie's friend, not her boyfriend!
*I love video games, Halo 2 rules!
*I have to pee right now! (maybe something you didn't wanna know....)
*I love the TV show Lost, and I am totally 10,000% addicted!
 *I'm related to Leif in the band Vendetta Red.
*I have seen Hilary Duff in person 2 times, and I have seen Ellen De-genderless!
 *I really have to pee right now (again, something you probably didn't wanna know).
*I used to be obsessive compulsive; everything had to be even numbers, and if i touched one thing, i had to either touch them all, or in a even number way. if something was crooked, i had to align it.
*I love ice cream, and my perfect recipe is: Half a bowl of ice cream, a TON of chocolate syrup, lots of whip cream, and to top it off, about 40 marshmallows! And No, I am not fat....amazingly....
*I HATE bubble gum, the sight makes me wanna hurl.
*I love Johnny Depp....Not the gay way you sicko!
*I have an autographed picture of Hilary Duff on my shelf (I loved Hilary Duff, then she got freakin' ugly and weird).
 *I killed a man and buried him under my floor boards
*I like putting marshmallows in my lemonade! mmmmmmmmmmm.
*Maggie used to be my youth group leader and Sunday school teacher, now we're really good friends.
*I ran into a blind lady at the subway....long story, another time perhaps.
*I made the pic you see on the profile for Maggie with my computer skills!
*I had a near death experience involving a river rapid and being sucked down a part in the water where it was strong.....
*Had a stalker-type girlfriend who after she dumped me for some gay person (at least i thought) begged me for MONTHS and MONTHS to date her again....it was kinda creepy....i gave in finally, boy that was a f*cking mistake!!!!!!!!!!
02 januari Marks Wee lil StoryHello! Maggie is sick today, so she asked me to add something to her site...So I am!--- Mark (King of the Underworld).
Happy New Years!! 23 december Childrens books that never made it.....Since Maggie won't be able to post anything today (Friday) I thought i would go ahead and post somethin' for all you people who come here.....too often j/k......As if you couldn't tell, this is MARK (King of the Underworld!).
Here is a list of Children's Books that never quite made it. My personal favorite is #3, but alll of them are great! Which ones are YOUR favorites?
1. You Are Different and That's Bad
BTW, there is a *NEW* video for you to watch if you want. This one is Christmas themed and really funny! 15 december A story of Truth, Beauty, Freedome and love....well mostly nonsense!Snizzle Frizzle Snazzle Bazzle Bleeble Blabble Sneeble Snabble..
..Anything else rhyme with abble? I dunno. For the most entertainment, read this out loud! There was a King, his name was Blibble.
The great king of the city of Bleeble Blooble, went forward to his son Blabble. The king said to his son,  "Blabble, Bleeble Blooble is in grave danger! what do I do?" With this, Blabble went to his sister, Snabble, to tell her what Blabble heard from Blibble. "Snabble, Blibble informed me that Bleeble Blooble is in great danger. What do we do?" WIth this information from Blabble, Snabble went to her 2 best friends, Snazzle and Bazzle. "Snazzle, Bazzle, Blabble told me that Blibble said that Bleeble blooble was in great danger!" Again, with this information, Snazzle and Bazzle went to their parents to tell them what they heard, their parents names were Snizzle and Bizzle. Snazzle and Bazzle were busy, so they had their sister,Katie, tell their parents, Snizzle and Bizzle the news. "Snizzle, Bizzle, Snazzle Bazzle said that Snabble's brother Blabble was told from Bibble that Bleeble Blooble is in great danger!" To this, the parents simply said, "Well Katie, the problem is you." So they took Katie, chained her to a fence and let wild rabid dogs eat her flesh until she was dead.Q: Why did Snizzle and Bizzle do this to their daughter Katie? 13 december Psycho----logists.......Marks StoryWritten by the one and only ME! So this isn't maggie, this is mark writing this....just a note...
For reasons I won't quite reveal Yesterday I went to a hospital place and visited several psychologists (don't worry, im not crazy.....
 ). This wasn't the type of "meetings" to put me away, just to figure some stuff out. ANYWAYS, psychologist after psychologist after psychologist came. And of course, they start out by trying to "get to know you" and "be your buddy!". Well i kinda got sick of every person coming in and trying to make small talk for like 5 or 10 minutes. SO i thought i would liven things up a bit. Another psychologist came in the room, shut the door and sat down. Then she started asking small talk questions. But one specific one she said, "So Mark, what do you like to do in your spare time?" So i very calmly answered, "I like drowning puppies, what do you like to do?" At this, the Psychologist just stared. She then got up, and left the room A minute or two later, she came back in. "So, whats your favorite sport?" And to this, i calmly answered, "I like skinning kittens." To this, she left the room again. My parents came in and of course told me to knock it off. After that i stopped, and went back to being boring. Later my parents told me that when the Psychologist came out of the room, she had asked my parents,"What the H*** is wrong with your son!?" That just made my day....By the way, i have a magical messege on this page! If you find it, you WIN the PRIZE!!
SUCKER! YOU DON'T WIN SQUAT!!!!!! 09 december The Questions in Mark's HeadHere are some very deep and insightful questions I often find myself asking.......myself.
If poop is made of things you eat, why can’t you eat it?
Why didn’t fluffy fly?
Where is Waldo anyways?
If having sex can get you AIDS, can having phone sex get you hearing AIDS?
Who framed Roger Rabbit? Was it you?
If a rat is inside, is it a mouse? If a mouse is outside, is it a rat?
Why didn’t Kitty fly?
Why can Goofy talk when Pluto is a dog also, and he can’t!?
How can you suddenly die? You can’t die slowly. You're either alive, or dead, no in-between.
Why doesn’t Harry Potter use a spell to correct his vision?
And even more important, why doesn’t someone use a spell and fix Ron’s face!?
Why is it always funny when someone farts?
Why is it funny when we see someone get hurt? Or die........
If foreign newspapers have nothing to hide, why don’t they write in English?
Does anyone really understand 2001: A Space Odyssey
Where do babies come from?......What? I don’t know!
Why is it “cool” to smoke? Would it be cool if I stuck my mouth over my chimney?
How can clue be a kids game? The whole point is to falsely accuse people if murder, think of plots involving dangerous weapons, and they don’t even go to jail for it!
How is pin the tail on the donkey a kids game!? You spin a helpless child around and around, until he is friggin dizzy. Then you give him a sharp object and let him loose to stab what ever he feels!
And finally, if you're in a car, and you turn right, which is wrong, can turning wrong be right?
~Note from Maggie *Queen of the Cell* I was glad when Mark finally sent me something to post; it's been quite a while. He had finals for school so he was busy. Anyways, have a good weekend; I'll blog at ya again on Monday! 05 november Its that time of week again!frickle dickle lingodingo doo da ya!!!As i sat with my linger in my dinger, i thought, "Hmmm, i should have some dinner." I went to the hall, got hit with with a ball, caught the kid and beat him till all he saw was raw. Threw him in the trash, sat down and watched some M*A*S*H*, got my secret stash and grew a long mustache. Puked out from watching the show, answered the door and it was a hoe, so i struck her with my bow. Two bodies to bury, so i caught a fairy and threw her with the conarie. Chopped them like chop suey, then i went pooey on my new continuety (WTF?)= Wallard Tis Farwayinged. Sat with my minnie me, had to pee, so i let him be. Got back, hit him with Jack, who the Frag as hadding hagged the lacking sued my Assesments of raw footage of the assasination of the Pat of the Smacking lo blow man hoe. fraggity doo da i hit some raw, figgity dag dag. dag backwards is susie is a puking mother buzzer. IM A CRAZY MOTHER BUZZER............But you all knew that. Peace out, catch me later........
If you would like to contact me, my phone number is 1-800-klldurprnts-j/k....or you can just email me at Red_Death_666@hotmail.com
ok its done, stop reading........
im serious, STOP FRAGGIN READINGS!!!!!!!!
your getting on my nerve, stop reading...
Fooled you something was here didnt i? didnt i?
got ya again 02 november Another One of Mark's StoriesThe prince of pattycake was very grateful, of the sacremento girl. She was a bolly firdle with much to say about world peace and distruction. He was a man of his word, "The". thats all he said. The couch got angry, watching them, so he waited until the timing was right. One night he ate all the blue berrys and carrots in the kingdome, so no one gave a crud, as usual. THe last time this had happened was 2 fort night years ago, but it was a lazy boy chair. So the couch was mad, and ate himself, so the prince and the sacremento girl bought a new one. Deer everywhere, no one could see straight there wer so many of them. so they were all be-headed, as usual, the last time this had happened was a few minutes ago. Poor deer. That dear deer, was a deary of a deer. One evil night, the evil Bob and his little demon posessed monkey went to kill the new lazy boy, but failed. Bob was betrayed by this monkey, and therefore the monkey killed himself, freeing his soul from all hatred among bread sticks. THe prince loved the m oulin rouge, especially Satine, which was a movie of course, and the Sacremento girl didnt like this, so she had him, the prince, be-headed in front of Satine, which was a movie, so she couldn't really see anything. What the lazy boy, princess, or anyone didn't know, was that Bob had planted a secret device under the world, and it was blown up at the command of General dogy1ab0ne. THe world ended that day, and so did the world. The moral of the story,,,,,,,,there isnt one, the whole freakin world just blew up, and you expect a moral? what kinda sick twisted mental pervert are you, you should be a shamed of yourself, go away. No cookie for you, no sir E. |
MARK'S SEPTEMBER 11TH TRIBUTE
. Mike was very sad, so he took a long walk. On the way, a man came up to him and said, "Hey kid, you like muffins?" |
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