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13 febbraio Valentine's Day a.k.a. Single's Awareness Day Oh, the joy of Valentine's Day.
Valentine's Day. Love is Gag me with a spork! I do
everywhere! That wonderful hope that you enjoy the day
feeling of having someone that because I will be spending it
cares about you. Special love in solitary confinement! I also
notes and chocolates, or maybe hope that you don't choke on
you will get lucky and be given the on your precious chocolates
perfect piece of jewelry. Red Is there a "ba humbug" for this
roses, candle lit dinners; a day holiday because it might just
where romance dominates every become a favorite new
moment. From the bottom of my phrase of mine! I'm
cell I wish everyone out there not going to be going
who just happens to read to bed alone tonight
this a very special and however, I get two
and warm Valentine's little rat dogs that
Day wish to you smell like butt hole
your Valentine. that I get to
Graciously cuddle with.
from Arent' I
me luclky
! ?
 My archive pick this week:14 dicembre Candy Canes! I like to $
eat candy canes. %
I love the peppermint taste $
it is so good! The fruity ones are a
bit funky but I'll still eat them. The one thing
that I don't like about candy canes is that
they can cut the roof of your mouth so bad
you may as well be licking a razor blade!
You think that it's just the red coloring
that's starting to run; but in reality it is
your blood! Lucky the peppermint covers
the taste of the blood but it also burns
the cut really bad. The candy cane gets a
sharp ridge in it which really hurts if a
taste bud gets stuck in
it! Then your tongue $
starts bleeding,adding %
more bleeding parts in $
your mouth. Still the
flavoring covers that
yucky blood taste but
now it's causing your
mouth to burn even
more! Nothing says
Merry Christmas like
a kid with a smiling,
bloody mouth all due
to that wonderfully
great holiday treat:
The candy cane! Do
you have any idea $
how difficult this %
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28 ottobre The Candy Corn TheoryIt's that time of year again, with pumpkins and witches and candy corn!
I personally can't stand the stuff but am strangely drawn to it. It's like
every year I forget what it tastes like and just have to try it. Your mind
starts thinking..."Hmm, it's candy shaped like corn, it's called corn, so is it
corn flavored candy?" Eww! Why would you want to eat corn flavored
candy? I know it doesn't taste like it but why put the two words even
together? Candy and Corn should not go together...ever! Anyway,
my observations of this 'treat' over the years has shown me that
candy corn seems to be getting more stale every year. So my
theory is that they only made candy corn for one year in the
1920's and that's all! All of our supplies come from it and as
it gets older, it's getting more and more stale. One day
it will just be too old and all those candy corn loving
people will all die from a strange tragic form of
candy corn food poisoning! Unfortunately
I have a lot of friends that are into this
holiday snack but I guess that just
means I get their stuff! Eat
as much as you want,
but leave your
stuff to
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